New Football Website

March 16th, 2010 by TheAuburner

The new Auburn football website is not Netscape Navigator compliant. That said, the site is amazing. But I warn you, do NOT watch the video embedded in Philip Lolley’s bio page. You are not ready for that.

New Auburner Video

March 13th, 2010 by TheAuburner

It’s every offensive play from the Outback Bowl. Enjoy. This video is the result of having nothing to do on a Friday night in Wichita Falls, TX.

Jeff Lebo Fired

March 12th, 2010 by TheAuburner

“according to people familiar with the decision-making process” according to al.com. So. What’s next?

March 8th, 2010 by TheAuburner

Fun fact: The White House Press Secretary hates Bama.

March 2nd, 2010 by TheAuburner

Quickly;

I don’t keep up with the NFL. But, if being fast and strong are good qualities for running backs to have, Ben Tate will probably do well.

Here’s a great list of SEC schools as Star Wars characters. It’s funnier than the article sitting in my mythical unused folder which compares Iron Bowl participants to the houses in Dune.

Gus Malzahn Interview

February 25th, 2010 by TheAuburner

Jay G. Tate interviewed Gus Malzahn. My favorite part is how he mentions that there are some teams that he wants to beat more than others. I don’t think a coach has announced that in public since the 1980s.

I want an interviewer to ask Malzahn about his real name. Thus far, wikipedia is the only source I’ve seen that states his name to be Arthur Gustav Malzahn III. This must be confirmed by someone. Please e-mail your local Auburn beat writers and congressmen.

Tyrik Rolled

February 24th, 2010 by TheAuburner

Tyrik Rollinson is transferring. The War Eagle Reader has a timeline of facebook statuses which chronicle Tyrik’s time on the plains.

I’ll have some unrelated content posted soon.

Assistant Coach Salaries for 2010

February 19th, 2010 by TheAuburner

From al.com;

Malzahn: $500,000
Roof: $407,000
Taylor: $352,000
Rocker: $330,000
Grimes: $319,000
Luper: $286,000
Thigpen: $275,000
Lolley: $231,000
Boulware: $231,000

Valentines Day Cards 2010

February 13th, 2010 by TheAuburner

Not many new ones yet… more will be added Sunday. Click here to see them.

Snow in Auburn

February 13th, 2010 by TheAuburner

The War Eagle Reader has footage of the snow in Auburn;

I lived in Auburn for five years and I never saw a single snow flake. I did see a few hurricanes – but never snow (or Iron Bowl defeats).