Horrible resumes; 5-19 at Iowa State and a hospital janitor.
However, if you look deeper - these guys are actually much more
ingenious than you might have originally thought.
Gus
Malzahn and
Radar O'Reilly from MASH.
Small town boys at heart, these two guys are best known for
keeping their superiors in line.
Ted
Roof and
Steve Martin
Awesome at standup and defensive coordinating. Acting and head
coaching? Not so much.
Trooper
Taylor and
Mr. T
Having affinities for gold chains and black clothes, both Mr.
Ts are equally awesome.
Curtis
Luper and
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Credit goes to my cousin Clay for finding this Luper twin -
the co-pilot from Airplane!
Jeff
Grimes and
David Grohl
It was hard to find a lookalike for Grimes, but a more recent
picture of The Foo Fighter's David Grohl captures the 'slightly
goofy looking yet talented' essence of Grimes.
Tracy
Rocker and
Chef from Southpark
Gives students helpful advice.
Phillip
Lolley and
Lurch from The Addams Family
Philip Lolley is scary looking.
Tommy
Thigpen and
Xzibit
Maybe Thigpen will give Auburn's cornerbacks some upgrades
like Xzibit does with cars on the TV show 'Pimp My Ride'. I'm
thinking swivels on heads and many, many LCD screens.
