Gameplan Stolen
by Mark
10-2-06

If you don’t already know….

A laptop containing Auburn's offensive gameplan was stolen out of the team hotel by "a drifter,"

Obviously, the Auburn nation is freaking out now that Al Borges’ genius has been stolen and is on the black market. Tuberville has no idea if the gameplan is now in the hands of Florida, Southern California or Al Qaeda. After some investigative reporting, The Auburner has discovered that the computer was sold to the Nazis. Here’s an exclusive video of what happened when the laptop of Borges’ genius was booted up.


E-mail mark at mark@theauburner.com

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