March Madness Bracket 3-17-08 by: Ryan March Madness is finally here**! The Tournament craze starts now as everyone is frantically filling out their brackets so that they can win their office pool. Seeing how we here at The Auburner are regarded as the gurus of all sports knowledge, I’ll bestow unto you the greatest treasure of all: a glimpse into the future. I have already filled out my bracket and I’m going to share it with you so that you can print it out and just slap your name on it for the easy win. Now since Auburn is not in the NCAA Tournament and I know absolutely nothing about any of these teams, I pretty much just filled out the bracket assuming that each team is just as good as their football team. I might as well be printing money and direct depositing it into your bank account. Here’s how the tourney will work out: Click to enlarge A few notes: * Even though George Mason doesn’t have a football team, I would still bet that their best Frat Flag Football team could beat the Fighting Irish. * The WCD (Who Cares Division) of the Midwest Conference is highlighted by a bunch of teams that don’t have football teams as far as I know, therefore their basketball team must suck. * Pittsburg is able to topple Oregon in the Sweet Sixteen because this tournament takes place at the end of the season, and therefore Dennis Dixon is injured and the Ducks will have already become “Lame”… I’m sorry about that joke. * Georgia fans will finally have their opportunity to prove that they deserved 2007’s “Shoulda Gone” Trophy as they overcome the smug Trojans of Southern California. ** Our sponsor has Birmingham NCAA Tourny Tickets for sale. E-mail Ryan at ryan@theauburner.com