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by Ryan
10-24-06
Beastliest Player: Eric Brock
So far this season, Eric has been our most effective defensive player and is devastating against the pass/run/will to live.
Runner up: Quentin Groves
DNA tests are being run to make sure that he is in fact human. The three sacks in the second half against Florida was enough to determine that he is in fact part buffalo.
Coach that most looks like his team’s mascot: Pat Hill
Runner up: Steve Spurrier
Most Promising Player: Tray Blackmon
They should have a number at the bottom of the screen that keeps track of
how many opponents Tray Blackmon has victimized.
Runner
up: Ben Tate
How awesome is Auburn when your two top runningbacks are out of the game,
you have to “settle” for a back like Ben Tate. He is averaging
about 8 yards a carry and it looks like we’ll have another generation
of awesome tailbacks.
Funniest
Commercial:
Yahoo’s “Butt Toucher” Commercial
Runner up: Tuberville’s “Click Clack” Commercial
Best
Game of the Season: Florida 17 Auburn 27
Runner up: Auburn 7 LSU 3
Auburner
Hall of Fame Inductees:
Kacie Jackson, Jessica Gresham, Meredith Ardrey
Being an addition
to The Auburner Hall of Fame is the highest possible honor here at TheAuburner.com.
These ladies have never failed to return a high five and still have yet to
slap anyone on The Auburner staff for game day related obnoxiousness. They
proudly sported “Gorgeous Borges” and “86 + 12 = Courtney
Cox” signs at ESPN’s Gameday as well as saved awesome seats for
me on several occasions. Here’s to the First Inductees into the coveted
The Auburner Hall of Fame!
(Why yes, I did use a camera to take a picture of the television… Thanks
for asking!)
WAR EAGLE!
E-mail ryan at
ryan@theauburner.com
