Auburn’s Malzahn: Where's the Birth Certificate?
As of right now, Gene Chizik’s Auburn Tigers are
allegedly the 2010 national champions. But can Auburn coaches
say they’re citizens of the very nation they won a championship in?

Auburn’s Offensive Coordinator Gus Malzhan was actually
born Arthur Gustav Malzahn III, according to an outdated
Wikipedia page. This raises questions as to why he goes by the
less “ethnic” sounding name. It also brings his citizenship into question.
The internet is oddly missing ANY information on his birth certificate.
Gustav Malzahn is not the only person facing trouble
once his citizenship troubles catch up to him. New Alabama law places
employers of illegal immigrants in hot water. Auburn’s Jay
Jacobs might not have a problem signing $180,000 checks to
Cecil Newton, but will he be as willing to write
the same check to a judge?
Facebook messages sent to Gus Malzahn’s grandmother
were not returned. Apparently, being “All In” doesn’t automatically
mean your grandmother is willing to defend you. If that’s not enough
to convince you something’s rotten on the plains, look at this exclusive
Sports By Brooks image of Bobby Lowder and Milton
McGregor transposed over assembly instructions for a Pottery
Barn desk.
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An anonymous source has provided Sports by Brooks with photographs
of the Auburn football team meeting with an alleged associate of a
known terrorist.
The “gifts” in question were an Auburn University football jersey
and an Auburn University football helmet. Why would Kodi Burns
just give away these items if he could sell them to somebody for money?
It’s not adding up.
Sports by Brooks has carefully monitored the Facebook accounts of
the daughters of all Auburn Athletic Department employees for months.
At no time did any of them offer an explanation as to why items from
a public university would be given away for allegedly nothing.
After the event, the associate was seen giving Auburn coach Trooper
Taylor what can only be described as a Terrorist Chest Jab.
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(I’m basically plagiarizing this
article)
In an effort to apparently thumb their noses at the NCAA and the general
public, Auburn has been giving their football players unrestricted
sideline access to football games – a benefit not allowed normal students.
For the BCS National Championship game, many tickets for less desirable
seats were sold for thousands of dollars while entitled football players
were able to view the game from the sidelines. Though the school is
far from alone in such an endeavor, this is just another example of
how far schools will go to keep their athletes happy.
It goes without saying that a typical AU student won’t be able to
access such plush tickets on The Plains unless he or she is part of,
player or staff, the football program. But when you consider what
the beneficiaries provide the school - financially and otherwise -
I have no problem with what amounts to an extra benefit for an NCAA
student-athlete.

The irony of such an arrangement though is unavoidable when considering
the bedrock of the NCAA student-athlete eligibility rule.
Last year, in meting out the harshest punishment leveled upon a college
football program since the SMU Death Penalty, the NCAA noted repeatedly
(pdf) in its USC infractions report that the school’s football and
basketball programs had allowed for the receipt of extra benefits
by USC student-athletes that were unavailable to the institution’s
typical students.
The actual NCAA Compliance extra benefits bylaw:
Definition: Extra Benefit (Bylaw 16.02.3) – An extra benefit is
any special arrangement by an institutional employee or a representative
of the institution’s athletic interests (including fans) to provide
a student-athlete or the student-athlete’s relative or friend a benefit
not expressly authorized by the NCAA legislation. Extra benefit regulations
pertain to prospects as well.
Exception for Benefits Available to Other Students (Bylaw 16.01.3)
– The receipt of a benefit by a student-athlete or his or her friends
that is not authorized by NCAA legislation is not a violation if it
is demonstrated that the same general benefit is available to the
institution’s students, their relatives, and friends determined on
a basis unrelated to athletics ability
So probably the most important rule in the NCAA Compliance Handbook
states that student-athletes are not allowed special treatment because
of their athletic status.
At least, of course, until those athletes enroll at an NCAA member
institution.
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